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Archive for December 27th, 2010

Have I mentioned I hate Atlanta?

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I didn't shoot him, but I know who did...and I like it.

Ed. Note…17-14…New Orleans over Atlanta…Who Dat!!!! And to Mr. Hartley…a 51 yarder…it almost, almost makes up for what you did in week three…like I’ve said before – though I do forgive you…the forgetting part is really, really hard…but, great kick tonight…

Go Saints!

Hey everybody.

So todays’ the day and yes, certainly the Green Bay win over the Giants helped and the Saints are practically in the playoffs by now and that’s all well and good, but more importantly…

Atlanta.

And yeah, I’m looking at you Hartley.

I hate Atlanta. I hate the city, its people and its team. Perhaps a bit irrational, sure…I’ll give you that but its my hatred and I won’t apologize for it. I hate Atlanta like they are the Detroit Red Wings, the New York Yankees and the Miami Heat all wrapped up in one giant ball of raccoon fecal matter. I hate Atlanta like I’m considering a chalk “X” on the third pew from the back on the farthest left of St. Louis Cathedral. I hate Atlanta because I hate the movie “Top Gun” and every time I hear Ryan referred to as “Matty Ice,” it makes me think of this piece of shit frat boy rah-rah false patriot war death bravado film, and then I hate Atlanta even more.

I hate Atlanta because I hate their airport, except for the Popeye’s chicken stand, it’s terminals are long and fucking evil.

Now, I love me some New Orleans Saints and that love is an unconditional thing so I will support them no matter what happens (Hartley?), but I just got buried in a foot of snow and I don’t get to go back to New Orleans for another 18 days so you win, I win…win-win…Atlanta loses, Happy New Year…

Go Saints!

Go to hell, Atlanta…

This has been a public service announcement…

Have a nice day.

Written by Drake Toulouse

December 27, 2010 at 6:46 AM

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