And now, a word from our sponsors…New Year/Orleans Eve Version

And now, a word from our sponsors… Rancid – New Orleans “I never slept that night, until my arrival. I romanticized a long embrace. You see I lost my tongue and I burned my bible But I made it back home to New Orleans.” The hidden subtext? Obviously…              Happy New Year everybody, best wishes and be safe. – Drake Continue reading And now, a word from our sponsors…New Year/Orleans Eve Version

Merry Christmas from the New Orleans Assassin…

Hello again. Yes, I still kill people for a living. But this doesn’t mean I can’t be imbued with the holiday spirit, I am…in my own way. Just yesterday I was standing at the corner of Mandeville and St. Claude Ave when I noticed an SUV going much faster than it should have, so I took out the driver side rear tire with one well … Continue reading Merry Christmas from the New Orleans Assassin…

And now, a word from our sponsors…Baltimore Sucks Version

Ed. Note…ok, Baltimore won, but they still suck and the next game in Atlanta is all the more important…and I really hate Atlanta… Sometimes, you need a break… Rob Zombie – Superbeast “Shriek the lips across ragged tongue, convulsing together, sing violently, move the jaw, cry out loud, bound up the dead, triumphantly” The hidden subtext? Obviously…     The Super Bowl Champion New Orleans Saints are … Continue reading And now, a word from our sponsors…Baltimore Sucks Version

And now a word from our sponsors…BP PLC Version

Sometimes you need a break… A Perfect Circle – The Noose “Recall the deeds as if they’re all someone else’s atrocious stories Now you stand reborn before us all, so glad to see you well. And not to pull your halo down, Around your neck and tug you to the ground, But I’m more than just a little curious How you’re plannin’ to go about … Continue reading And now a word from our sponsors…BP PLC Version

And now a word from our sponsors…Thanksgiving Version

Sometimes  you need a break… How To Destroy Angels – The Space In Between The hidden subtext? Obviously…       It’s really hard to find a song I like that has anything to do with the Thanksgiving Holiday. In any case, enjoy and Happy Thanksgiving to all, especially… American Zombie, bayougirl, Cliff’s Crib, humid beings, Katy’s Exposure, Library Chronicles, Liprap’s Lament, moosedenied, NOLAFemmes, Pistolette, Slabbed, The Chicory, … Continue reading And now a word from our sponsors…Thanksgiving Version

And now, a word from our sponsors…Vol. 18 – They are Lying To You Version

Sometimes you need a break… Sleater Kinney – Entertain The hidden subtext? Obviously…      it isn’t so hidden this time, not at all. “If your heart is done, Johnny get your gun Join the rank and file, on your TV dial The grip of fear, is already here The lines are drawn, whose side are you on?” Have a nice day. Continue reading And now, a word from our sponsors…Vol. 18 – They are Lying To You Version

And now, a word from our sponsors…Vol. 17 – New Orleans Saints version

Sometimes you need a break… Bad Religion – Recipe for Hate The hidden subtext? Obviously…     The only good thing about Florida is…okay, there is nothing good about Florida. Have a nice day. Continue reading And now, a word from our sponsors…Vol. 17 – New Orleans Saints version

And now, a word from our sponsors…Vol. 16 – American Zombie version

Sometimes you need a break… Anti-Flag – The Press Corpse The hidden subtext? Obviously…   When the Times-Picayune cherry-picks information, they cease to be reporters. Have a nice day. Continue reading And now, a word from our sponsors…Vol. 16 – American Zombie version

And now, a word from our sponsors…Vol. 15 – 40 days is a long time version

Sometimes you need a break… St. Louis Slim – Take a Whiff On Me The hidden subtext? Obviously…          960 hours can last forever when ur 892 miles away from where ya wanna be. Have a nice day. Continue reading And now, a word from our sponsors…Vol. 15 – 40 days is a long time version