The Blackhawks lose in overtime…

The Blackhawks are out of the Stanley Cup playoffs…

An audible click is heard across the country, by everyone as the world suddenly shifts back into balance and all the wrongs of the past year, they are suddenly righted…

Now, we can finally get back to the more pressing matters of the day, namely…the ousting of the Detroit Red Wings.

After all, Detroit really sucks.

Have a nice day.