Category: British Petroleum

British Petroleum, Oil Spill, Sarah Palin, Tony Hayward

Hey Sarah Palin…Would you STFU already? Really, you’re an opportunist, we get it…

Another day in the Gulf of Mexico, another pointed missive from the likes of Sarah Palin. You know, I don’t care much for Obama either, but at least he isn’t just throwing crap out to Facebook. Today she cites her executive experience as making her better qualified to handle the BP Oil Gulf Explosion Catastrophe. This, despite quitting the governorship in her first term. This … Continue reading Hey Sarah Palin…Would you STFU already? Really, you’re an opportunist, we get it…

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British Petroleum, Oil Spill, Tony Hayward

Too Little, Too Late…Obama

I think I would have been more impressed if I had heard these rumblings a little while back cause I’m sorry, when all day Sunday I hear about how Obama isn’t being emotional enough about this oil spill, and then on Tuesday we get an ass kicking comment, okay…I know I’m cynical…but Jesus, can you at least pretend talking heads don’t dictate? Pretend, just a … Continue reading Too Little, Too Late…Obama

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British Petroleum, Music, New Orleans, Thad Allen, Tony Hayward

I’m Drunk…and Watching Hockey…featuring…Cry For The Fisherman

Okay, I’m drunk… I’m watching hockey, I’m listening to Atari Teenage Riot and I’m drunk… Thad Allen today said the oil spill could last into the fall… Tony Hayward said he wouldn’t step down as CEO of British Petroleum… Barack Obama was doing…oh, I don’t know…something… Glenn Beck was hiding under a desk somewhere from people like me who, oh yeah…we’re out to get that … Continue reading I’m Drunk…and Watching Hockey…featuring…Cry For The Fisherman

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British Petroleum, New Orleans

The Krewe of Dead Pelicans – from Times Picayune, photos by Michael Democker

In New Orleans, a second line parade in the Warehouse District for the Gulf of Mexico, British Petroleum Explosion Catastrophe… Sometimes…all you got left to feel in the moment is satire, well….and a crazy desire to throw anyone in the employ of British Petroleum, Halliburton and Transocean into the oil slick and light a match… Continue reading The Krewe of Dead Pelicans – from Times Picayune, photos by Michael Democker

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British Petroleum, Oil Spill, Sarah Palin, Tony Hayward

Sarah Palin, lie…baby…lie…the Hippies did it!

The talking points are in… The British Petroleum Gulf Oil Explosion Catastrophe finally has a new villain and it’s about time because that Tony Hayward and BP stuff was starting to get old. I mean, 44 days…come on, our attention span rarely lasts longer than 44 seconds. We needed someone new, someone we could blame, someone…oh, I don’t know… less profitable, who donates fewer dollars … Continue reading Sarah Palin, lie…baby…lie…the Hippies did it!

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British Petroleum, Coast Guard, Oil Spill

BP, Coast Guard witheld video showing massive scope of oil spill – From Raw Story

By John Byrne Friday, June 4th, 2010 — 9:00 am submit to reddit Stumble This! 4Share 5diggsdigg From Rawstory.com Federal officials and the oil giant BP effectively conspired to keep the worst images of the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico from the public, according to a report Thursday. The US Coast Guard, which is coordinating response efforts to the spill on behalf of … Continue reading BP, Coast Guard witheld video showing massive scope of oil spill – From Raw Story

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British Petroleum, Oil Spill, Religion, Tony Hayward

Save Tony Hayward of BP, The Startling Similarities Between He and Savannah, the Porn Star

    This is urgent, extremely urgent!   I’m truly concerned for BP CEO Tony Hayward. For the past two weeks I’ve been doing exhaustive research on two of my favorite subjects (oil spill and porn stars) and I notice alarming similarities between Shannon Wilsey, AKA Savannah (legendary porn star who left this world in 1994) and our aforementioned CEO of British Petroleum. As I’ve … Continue reading Save Tony Hayward of BP, The Startling Similarities Between He and Savannah, the Porn Star

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