I’m Drunk…and Watching Hockey…featuring…Cry For The Fisherman

Okay, I’m drunk… I’m watching hockey, I’m listening to Atari Teenage Riot and I’m drunk… Thad Allen today said the oil spill could last into the fall… Tony Hayward said he wouldn’t step down as CEO of British Petroleum… Barack Obama was doing…oh, I don’t know…something… Glenn Beck was hiding under a desk somewhere from people like me who, oh yeah…we’re out to get that … Continue reading I’m Drunk…and Watching Hockey…featuring…Cry For The Fisherman

The Krewe of Dead Pelicans – from Times Picayune, photos by Michael Democker

In New Orleans, a second line parade in the Warehouse District for the Gulf of Mexico, British Petroleum Explosion Catastrophe… Sometimes…all you got left to feel in the moment is satire, well….and a crazy desire to throw anyone in the employ of British Petroleum, Halliburton and Transocean into the oil slick and light a match… Continue reading The Krewe of Dead Pelicans – from Times Picayune, photos by Michael Democker

Flyers Win!!! Series tied 2 – 2 feat. Asking Alexandria

So last night, sitting back with friends and grilled chicken n’ beer watching what was a tremendous game…why tremendous? Because the Blackhawks defense self destructed leading directly to the Flyers win… I love when institutional racism eats it… The series is now tied 2-2, next game Sunday in Chicago… What ya got to say? OH! MY! GOD! Asking Alexandria – The Final Episode Yeah Baby…Screw … Continue reading Flyers Win!!! Series tied 2 – 2 feat. Asking Alexandria

Sarah Palin, lie…baby…lie…the Hippies did it!

The talking points are in… The British Petroleum Gulf Oil Explosion Catastrophe finally has a new villain and it’s about time because that Tony Hayward and BP stuff was starting to get old. I mean, 44 days…come on, our attention span rarely lasts longer than 44 seconds. We needed someone new, someone we could blame, someone…oh, I don’t know… less profitable, who donates fewer dollars … Continue reading Sarah Palin, lie…baby…lie…the Hippies did it!

Game Four… Flyers – Blackhawks Tonight!

Tonight is the pivotal game four, as if you didn’t know and I for one, would just like to remember the great way game three ended. Go Flyers! Defeat Institutional Racism and tie this series up! Flyers in 6…so I can finally stop watching the NHL this season and focus on more important things like British Petroleum, the Gulf of Mexico and Savannah, the dead porn star! … Continue reading Game Four… Flyers – Blackhawks Tonight!

BP, Coast Guard witheld video showing massive scope of oil spill – From Raw Story

By John Byrne Friday, June 4th, 2010 — 9:00 am submit to reddit Stumble This! 4Share 5diggsdigg From Rawstory.com Federal officials and the oil giant BP effectively conspired to keep the worst images of the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico from the public, according to a report Thursday. The US Coast Guard, which is coordinating response efforts to the spill on behalf of … Continue reading BP, Coast Guard witheld video showing massive scope of oil spill – From Raw Story

Save Tony Hayward of BP, The Startling Similarities Between He and Savannah, the Porn Star

    This is urgent, extremely urgent!   I’m truly concerned for BP CEO Tony Hayward. For the past two weeks I’ve been doing exhaustive research on two of my favorite subjects (oil spill and porn stars) and I notice alarming similarities between Shannon Wilsey, AKA Savannah (legendary porn star who left this world in 1994) and our aforementioned CEO of British Petroleum. As I’ve … Continue reading Save Tony Hayward of BP, The Startling Similarities Between He and Savannah, the Porn Star

Screw the Chicago Blackhawks…down with institutional racism

Yeah, I’ll say it…screw the Chicago Blackhawks. They ain’t getting no love round here at all, and I didn’t want it to be this way. I didn’t want it this way at all. I’m from the immediate area and after a number of years on the West Coast, I’d moved back and I really wanted to be a fan. I enjoy their fast paced play. I like the … Continue reading Screw the Chicago Blackhawks…down with institutional racism