Gulf Recovery Act?

I will eat my words…okay, well some of them if this comes to pass…this is from Anderson Cooper where Douglas Brinkley is discussing a Gulf Recovery Act, on the magnitude of the St. Lawrence Seaway…all funded by BP and TransOcean for what they’ve done. If this is correct they will go after these assholes for breaking the National Resource Damage Act and the Oil Spill … Continue reading Gulf Recovery Act?

Hey Sarah Palin…Would you STFU already? Really, you’re an opportunist, we get it…

Another day in the Gulf of Mexico, another pointed missive from the likes of Sarah Palin. You know, I don’t care much for Obama either, but at least he isn’t just throwing crap out to Facebook. Today she cites her executive experience as making her better qualified to handle the BP Oil Gulf Explosion Catastrophe. This, despite quitting the governorship in her first term. This … Continue reading Hey Sarah Palin…Would you STFU already? Really, you’re an opportunist, we get it…

Too Little, Too Late…Obama

I think I would have been more impressed if I had heard these rumblings a little while back cause I’m sorry, when all day Sunday I hear about how Obama isn’t being emotional enough about this oil spill, and then on Tuesday we get an ass kicking comment, okay…I know I’m cynical…but Jesus, can you at least pretend talking heads don’t dictate? Pretend, just a … Continue reading Too Little, Too Late…Obama

The Krewe of Dead Pelicans – from Times Picayune, photos by Michael Democker

In New Orleans, a second line parade in the Warehouse District for the Gulf of Mexico, British Petroleum Explosion Catastrophe… Sometimes…all you got left to feel in the moment is satire, well….and a crazy desire to throw anyone in the employ of British Petroleum, Halliburton and Transocean into the oil slick and light a match… Continue reading The Krewe of Dead Pelicans – from Times Picayune, photos by Michael Democker

Sarah Palin, lie…baby…lie…the Hippies did it!

The talking points are in… The British Petroleum Gulf Oil Explosion Catastrophe finally has a new villain and it’s about time because that Tony Hayward and BP stuff was starting to get old. I mean, 44 days…come on, our attention span rarely lasts longer than 44 seconds. We needed someone new, someone we could blame, someone…oh, I don’t know… less profitable, who donates fewer dollars … Continue reading Sarah Palin, lie…baby…lie…the Hippies did it!

Save Tony Hayward of BP, The Startling Similarities Between He and Savannah, the Porn Star

    This is urgent, extremely urgent!   I’m truly concerned for BP CEO Tony Hayward. For the past two weeks I’ve been doing exhaustive research on two of my favorite subjects (oil spill and porn stars) and I notice alarming similarities between Shannon Wilsey, AKA Savannah (legendary porn star who left this world in 1994) and our aforementioned CEO of British Petroleum. As I’ve … Continue reading Save Tony Hayward of BP, The Startling Similarities Between He and Savannah, the Porn Star

Throw BP in the Gulf then Set the Oil On Fire

Well, the top kill failed. I don’t know why this surprises me…especially since Thad Allen said a couple of days ago it was a success. If there is one thing I think we’ve all learned over this past month, it’s that if the head of the Coast Guard makes a claim it is 1. untrue, and 2. been fed to him by British Petroleum. Not … Continue reading Throw BP in the Gulf then Set the Oil On Fire