Tag: Tony Hayward

British Petroleum, Control the Information, Gulf Coast, Oil Spill

Why does anyone have to demand safety equipment from BP?

“President Obama and the federal government must demand that BP allow every cleanup worker who wants to wear repiratory protective equipment to do so – and ensure that workers get the equipment and training they need to do their jobs safely.” This is a quote from an article by Ryan Grim in HuffingtonPost and it begs a coupla questions: 1. If British Petroleum cares about … Continue reading Why does anyone have to demand safety equipment from BP?

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British Petroleum, Coast Guard, Oil Spill, Tony Hayward, Uncategorized

As promised, a happier story…BP’s Press Release for June 28th

Okay…so I promised a happier story… I don’t want to sound biased, but I read this entire press release, and apparently, things simply aren’t that bad and the response of British Petroleum has been both massive and thorough. In fact, it would appear it has been an unprecedented response for an unprecedented spill with their estimates of 39,000 workers, almost 5000 ships and over a … Continue reading As promised, a happier story…BP’s Press Release for June 28th

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British Petroleum, Coast Guard, Disenfranchised, Oil Spill, Thad Allen, Tony Hayward

A Rogues Gallery in Oil, but Then a Leader Emerges…Kindra Arnesen

Let’s review, shall we? Thad Allen: National Incident Commander of the Unified Command for the Deepwater Horizon oil spill…or as I like to call it, The British Petroleum Gulf Oil Explosion Catastrophe. Since the beginning, he has claimed he is in charge but in truth merely serves as BP’s errand boy. He colludes with BP and the government to keep the oil estimates low and to … Continue reading A Rogues Gallery in Oil, but Then a Leader Emerges…Kindra Arnesen

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British Petroleum, Oil Spill, Tony Hayward

Too Little, Too Late…Obama

I think I would have been more impressed if I had heard these rumblings a little while back cause I’m sorry, when all day Sunday I hear about how Obama isn’t being emotional enough about this oil spill, and then on Tuesday we get an ass kicking comment, okay…I know I’m cynical…but Jesus, can you at least pretend talking heads don’t dictate? Pretend, just a … Continue reading Too Little, Too Late…Obama

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British Petroleum, Music, New Orleans, Thad Allen, Tony Hayward

I’m Drunk…and Watching Hockey…featuring…Cry For The Fisherman

Okay, I’m drunk… I’m watching hockey, I’m listening to Atari Teenage Riot and I’m drunk… Thad Allen today said the oil spill could last into the fall… Tony Hayward said he wouldn’t step down as CEO of British Petroleum… Barack Obama was doing…oh, I don’t know…something… Glenn Beck was hiding under a desk somewhere from people like me who, oh yeah…we’re out to get that … Continue reading I’m Drunk…and Watching Hockey…featuring…Cry For The Fisherman

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British Petroleum, Oil Spill, Sarah Palin, Tony Hayward

Sarah Palin, lie…baby…lie…the Hippies did it!

The talking points are in… The British Petroleum Gulf Oil Explosion Catastrophe finally has a new villain and it’s about time because that Tony Hayward and BP stuff was starting to get old. I mean, 44 days…come on, our attention span rarely lasts longer than 44 seconds. We needed someone new, someone we could blame, someone…oh, I don’t know… less profitable, who donates fewer dollars … Continue reading Sarah Palin, lie…baby…lie…the Hippies did it!

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British Petroleum, Oil Spill, Religion, Tony Hayward

Save Tony Hayward of BP, The Startling Similarities Between He and Savannah, the Porn Star

    This is urgent, extremely urgent!   I’m truly concerned for BP CEO Tony Hayward. For the past two weeks I’ve been doing exhaustive research on two of my favorite subjects (oil spill and porn stars) and I notice alarming similarities between Shannon Wilsey, AKA Savannah (legendary porn star who left this world in 1994) and our aforementioned CEO of British Petroleum. As I’ve … Continue reading Save Tony Hayward of BP, The Startling Similarities Between He and Savannah, the Porn Star

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